Sonnet On a Custom-Made Munchkin Shakespeare Board

Shall I compare thee to a Munchkin game?
Thou art more ruthless and more intemperate.
So lest my Munchkin Shakespeare board cause shame
I used an Elizabethan template.

The CNC is where we set our scene,
Half-inch birch plywood board a blank-versed plain.
The Minwax can’s labeled Jacobean
For the Virgin Queen is without a stain.

Through GIMP and Inkscape and on-line software
A bitmap image becomes a toolpath
A sixteenth-inch fishtail bit cuts through there
Polyurethane coats it water-fast
The edge is plain and without a bevel.
I’ll monsters slay, and go up a level.

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